April 01, 2005

Glasgow to pioneer revolutionary new kit

Posted by Editor on April 1, 2005 12:28 AM | 22 comments | Print | E-mail author

The latex kit has caused quite a stir Down Under
Glasgow will be chasing more wins next season, and they'll be hoping the appliance of science can help them on the way.

Glasgow will be wearing a revolutionary new playing kit which could just give them the edge when the going gets tough.

There have been a number of major advances in the development of playing kit over the past few years but next season Glasgow will be using a new latex jersey designed by Chinese company Shiburb which, if successful, could revolutionise the sport, and help the company break into the western market.

The company's head of UK operations, Mr Lip Far Loo, said yesterday: "We believe our design can give Glasgow a huge advantage. With a conventional rugby jersey it is easy to grab it and use it as leverage when tackling. Why give the opposition that advantage? Our latex product is simply painted onto the player before every match, giving him a genuine second skin. The latex cannot be grabbed, tacklers will simply slide off the Glasgow players.

"Simple templates and stencils are used so sponsor's logos and team numbers can be applied easily. After the game the latex is peeled off. No kit needs to be washed so it's very economical. It's also versatile. During the winter months when it's colder, to keep the players warm, simply apply a second or third coat.

"It's also very handy should there be a clash of colours. If an opposing team has a jersey with colours that are bit too similar, we just open another tin of latex.

"The latex is very robust, but if it gets split it can simply be patched. A physio or water carrier can easily carry a small pot of latex and a brush to "patch-up" any exposed bits during breaks in play - no artistic skills are required."

The latex jersey has already been tested by the Australian womens rugby squad and has proved very successful. Attendances have rocketed at their games with a whole new generation of fans - mostly male - following the game. Shiburb hope for a similar success story in Europe, starting in Glasgow.

So far, so good, you would think - there are drawbacks however. The Australian tests showed that while the design itself performed well, the latex application process could be time consuming, often cutting into valuable warm-up time. A number of kick-offs were delayed as volunteers were still touching up some of the players with latex. Mr Loo claims these are teething problems that can be overcome. "I'm sure there will be no shortage of volunteers at Glasgow willing to give their time to apply the latex to the bodies of the players, or indeed, peel it off."

Some fear that the new latex kit could result in a loss of some of rugby's great traditions such as the swapping of shirt after internationals, with one old hand saying: "What the bloody hell are you supposed to do after a game now? Swap bloody patterns or paint brushes?"

Bad news for fans will be the absence of replica kit. Mr Loo explains: "The latex kit works very well and looks good on professional athletes - but I would advise against supporters turning up at games with the latex kit - it's not as easy on the eye, and the amount of latex needed would be economically prohibitive."

Comments
Posted by tweddle on March 31, 2005 10:50 PM | Reply to this comment

April f....?

Posted by Highlandbrave75 on March 31, 2005 11:30 PM | Reply to this comment

Good one! lol Just wish some of the SRU crap at the moment was April Fools!

Posted by Andy on April 1, 2005 10:07 AM | Reply to this comment

Mr LIP FAR LOO (APRIL FOOL)

Posted by Phall on April 1, 2005 10:37 AM | Reply to this comment

Mmmmmmmmm!!!!! A pity!

Posted by hugh on April 1, 2005 11:11 AM | Reply to this comment

remember Linford Christie

Posted by Phall on April 1, 2005 12:44 PM | Reply to this comment

Didn't Scottish Rugby do a cover with the three pro-teams strips painted on models. From what I can recall......sweet!

Posted by Envy on April 1, 2005 01:07 PM | Reply to this comment

Sure did! And the Glasgow model was pretty fine!

Posted by ballinj on April 1, 2005 02:11 PM | Reply to this comment

And it generated the largest amount of mail Scottish Rugby had ever seen - mostly Mothers distraught that there perfect little angels had had there minds warped by the disgusting pornography.

Nearly as sad as the SRU fiasco.

Posted by Alan on April 1, 2005 02:26 PM | Reply to this comment

Come on Cheerleaders, you can do it !!

Posted by Les on April 1, 2005 05:35 PM | Reply to this comment

As one of the fine group of Alleycat cheerleaders I wish to decline this invitation to disrobe and adorn ourselves in paint on the grounds of decency, good taste and doubts on whether B&Q would have sufficient paint!!

Posted by Phall on April 2, 2005 12:52 PM | Reply to this comment

Don't tease...you know you want to!

Posted by Ashlee on April 2, 2005 08:51 PM | Reply to this comment

Ok good April Fool, but you do realise that if they did use Latex shirts they would improve match attendence! Not to mention the players would be looking extremely yummy especially Rory Lamont!! Don't you think Kylie?

Posted by kylie on April 2, 2005 08:59 PM | Reply to this comment

I totally agree Ashleigh - I mean everyone has been complaining about the lack of support for Scottish rugby so why not bring in latex shirts and make a lot of people very happy! - I'm sure that there are many girls out there (ME and Ashleigh included) who would pay to see that!!! Anyway just imagine...SEAN LAMONT in latex. Need i say anymore???

It was a funny April Fools though ! :)

Posted by Pink*Panther on April 3, 2005 05:46 PM | Reply to this comment

Ahhhhh wat a thought!! the Lamonts in latex!! Not something i would say no too!!!

Posted by McDruid on April 5, 2005 01:10 PM | Reply to this comment

Kylie, "Lack of support for Scottish rugby"? With latex kit there would be a distinct lack of support for Scottish rugby players!

Posted by Alan on April 6, 2005 09:44 PM | Reply to this comment

McDruid, let's not knock the female support! OK, they may sometimes be there for alternative reasons, but so what? they pay the money and enjoy the game ..it's a "spectator sport" after all!

Posted by Kylie on April 7, 2005 09:54 PM | Reply to this comment

Thank you Alan. But I still feel as though I have to defend myself so can I just say that I do actually enjoy rugby as a sport - definitely much more than football, and not only do I like watching rugby but I play rugby as well. Finally though I will just say that it doesn't matter to me what the players look like - I judge them on how they play the game and well if they happen to be good-looking well that is just a nice bonus!

I will however apologise if, by saying certain things about Sean Lamont I have offended someone - believe me, it wasn't intended.

Posted by Alan on April 8, 2005 12:07 AM | Reply to this comment

...Although, to be fair to McD, "lack of support" does have different meanings! ;)

Posted by McDruid on April 8, 2005 08:29 PM | Reply to this comment

How quickly the penny drops - three days!

Posted by Ashlee on April 4, 2005 03:57 PM | Reply to this comment

I've got one thing to say about that comment. THEIR TAKEN !!

Posted by Highlandbrave75 on April 4, 2005 04:02 PM | Reply to this comment

Deary dear ladies!! Calm down!! Reading the comments is getting me embarrassed so I hate to think what the Lamont brother's feel like!! lmao

Posted by Alan on April 4, 2005 10:39 PM | Reply to this comment

Yeah, and the Cheerleaders haven't replied yet ..is it paint or is it latex, Pussycats?!

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